Who in their right mind...

Once upon a time, a very old pipe sprung a leak. But not to worry, the good fairies were watching over the nice people who bought the old house and made the leak occur across the magic line that is called "the city people have to take care of it." The nice people waited and waited for the very old pipe to be fixed. Until one day the good fairies cast a magic spell that blindly forced the "city people" to take care of the very old pipe. Hallelujah.

The nice lady and her very nice children came out of their old house and watched in fascination as the "city people" dug a very big hole. Suddenly the big tractor, that was digging the big hole, stopped. The city person inside the big tractor put his hands up in the air in astonishment and exclaimed, "What is that?" The nice lady exclaimed, "What is that?" A very old and wise city person had the answer, "A sprinkler pipe."

The very old house had a very old sprinkler system that a mean troll family covered up hoping it would never be discovered again. And even if it ever was discovered, they cast a magic spell on it that would render it useless.

God bless the fairies and may the mean troll family have to forever water a million lawns by hand.