Thursday, October 29, 2009
Pumpkin Carving
Friday, October 23, 2009
Pumpkin Walk
Monday, October 19, 2009
What do you call it when your tummy bubbles and air escapes from your nether regions?
We tend to lean toward "foofer" but I must admit that I do call it a "fart" every now and then. REALLY, it's not something I ever thought about until I had kids and all of the sudden had to put a name to it... Right now, Nikell, cannot distinguish between "foofering" and pooping. Those little bubbles escape and she says, "I pooped? Oh, I okay."
Do you have a non-vulger name that you prefer?
Here is a short video on the subject...
We tend to lean toward "foofer" but I must admit that I do call it a "fart" every now and then. REALLY, it's not something I ever thought about until I had kids and all of the sudden had to put a name to it... Right now, Nikell, cannot distinguish between "foofering" and pooping. Those little bubbles escape and she says, "I pooped? Oh, I okay."
Do you have a non-vulger name that you prefer?
Here is a short video on the subject...
Friday, October 16, 2009
Friday, October 9, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
HALLOWEEN
Things I HATE about Halloween
1. Costumes. Whose idea was it anyway? I do not have $20-$40 to spend on each of my 4 children for 10 minutes of trunk or treating at the church parking lot. My mom never had that kind of money either and so, often, we had to come with cheap costumes. I did not see this as an opportunity for creativity but rather as an obligation to come up with something long enough to not be made fun of while trick-or-treating. Now I try for creativity with my kids and all they want are the stupid store-made, money-sucking, last for 7 minutes costumes.
2. Crappy Candy. We don't want your crappy candy. It just goes in the garbage after sitting in my cupboard for a month while my children turned their noses up at it almost as much as cooked vegetables. Buy good candy.
3. Dealing with the cold weather. Why is it that most costumes are made for 90 degree weather and just have to be covered up with a coat anyway?
4. Pumpkin Carving. Call me a Halloween Scrooge but I really hate carving pumpkins. It's hard.
5. Dealing with good Candy. Yeah, I know, but seriously. Mostly I just encourage them to eat it all in one night, get sick, and be done with it. Then we can put the crappy candy in the cupboard.
6. Trying to find good candy to buy without feeling guilty enough about the money I already spent on costumes.
7. The Whining. "Is that it?" "Isn't there somewhere else we could to trick or treating?" "I don't want to eat anything that even looks like it might be healthy." Oh, and if any of you remember Mialee..."Is it Halloween?" "Can I wear my costume today?" These questions are repeated every 5 minutes for the month of October. Then once the dreaded night finally comes the costumes are usually uncomfortable and they end up crying anyway.
What I like about Halloween.
1. The smiles. The pure magic of everyone putting candy in a two year olds bucket.
2. The pumpkin walk.
3. The fun of getting together.
Yeah, I really hate Halloween. Don't tell my kids. But it is seriously the stupidest holiday ever!
1. Costumes. Whose idea was it anyway? I do not have $20-$40 to spend on each of my 4 children for 10 minutes of trunk or treating at the church parking lot. My mom never had that kind of money either and so, often, we had to come with cheap costumes. I did not see this as an opportunity for creativity but rather as an obligation to come up with something long enough to not be made fun of while trick-or-treating. Now I try for creativity with my kids and all they want are the stupid store-made, money-sucking, last for 7 minutes costumes.
2. Crappy Candy. We don't want your crappy candy. It just goes in the garbage after sitting in my cupboard for a month while my children turned their noses up at it almost as much as cooked vegetables. Buy good candy.
3. Dealing with the cold weather. Why is it that most costumes are made for 90 degree weather and just have to be covered up with a coat anyway?
4. Pumpkin Carving. Call me a Halloween Scrooge but I really hate carving pumpkins. It's hard.
5. Dealing with good Candy. Yeah, I know, but seriously. Mostly I just encourage them to eat it all in one night, get sick, and be done with it. Then we can put the crappy candy in the cupboard.
6. Trying to find good candy to buy without feeling guilty enough about the money I already spent on costumes.
7. The Whining. "Is that it?" "Isn't there somewhere else we could to trick or treating?" "I don't want to eat anything that even looks like it might be healthy." Oh, and if any of you remember Mialee..."Is it Halloween?" "Can I wear my costume today?" These questions are repeated every 5 minutes for the month of October. Then once the dreaded night finally comes the costumes are usually uncomfortable and they end up crying anyway.
What I like about Halloween.
1. The smiles. The pure magic of everyone putting candy in a two year olds bucket.
2. The pumpkin walk.
3. The fun of getting together.
Yeah, I really hate Halloween. Don't tell my kids. But it is seriously the stupidest holiday ever!
Monday, October 5, 2009
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I am loving these pictures! My neighbor called and offered to take them...isn't she the most thoughtful person ever? Yeah, she is. Aren't they great? Yeah, they are. THANKS TIFFANY! YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!