The Narrative Of Mialee

A Few Minutes of the Day with Mialee...

Mialee: "Mom, I don't have to tell ya everything I do, huh?"
Mom: "No Mialee, and stop picking your nose."

Mialee: "Mom, I think I went pee pee in my pants."
Mom: "I seriously doubt it Mialee."
Mialee: "Yes I did!"
Mom: "No you didn't Mialee. Why don't you just try and go potty."
Mialee: (now in the potty) "Mom, I did go pee pee in my pantys because nothing is coming out....Oh wait, there it is. I didn't go peep in my pants!"

Mialee: "Estuse me."
Mom: "Mia, thank you for saying excuse me, but you really only have to say it when people hear you fart."

Mialee: "Mom."
Mom: "What Mialee?"
Mialee: "I don't have to tell ya everything I do."
Mom: "Right Mialee and please just go blow your nose if you need to."

Mialee: (now in the car) "Mom I think I peeped in my pants."
Mom: "Mialee, your fine."
Mialee: "Am I just sweaty?"
Mom: "I really wouldn't know Mialee, but I think your fine."
Mialee: "But did I peep Mom?"
Mom: "No Mialee, you would know if you really peed your pants."
Mialee: "But I think I peeped, Mom."
Mom: "Mialee please stop. You did not pee your pants."

Mialee: (at home) "Estuse me."

Mialee: "Mom, I don't have ta tell ya everything I do, right?"
Mom: "Right Mialee." (look away and roll my eyes)
Mialee: "Estuse me. Did you hear that Mom?"
Mom: "Nope."

Mialee: (again in the car) "Mom, did I peep in my pants?"
Sierra: "No Mialee your just sweaty!"
Mialee: "You don't know Seeeera! It's not your body!"
Mom: "Okay, enough. Mialee, your fine."
Mialee: "Estuse me......Estuse me."